Well, alrighty then.... down to business. (literally)

Here in Texas there is this wonderful place known as Texas Instruments. This fine company has graciously allowed me a place to use my talents for the betterment of mankind...

OK, now that the tail kissin's over with... TI is a wonderful place to work, at least the part of it I'm involved in. With a company that has over 20,000 employees in Dallas alone, there's bound to be some differences in function around the place. I've heard that they make some good calculators too... (I wouldn't know, I use a CASIO... ;)) However, I can't say anything bad about them... after all, who else would let a fox run loose in a cleanroom? (boy, those smocks are rough on the fur.)